I had a new experience yesterday that I couldn't wait to share!
So I'm up early this morning to write it all up and let you, my dear faithful readers, experience the awesomeness of "Anne's" resume.
Here we go!
"Work experience
July 2011- November 2011
June 2009-July 2011
January 2009-March 2009
January 2006-September 2008
May 2004-December 2005
June 2003-August 2003
September 2002-May 2004
August 2000-June 2002
September 1999-August 2000"
You're not reading that wrong, there's nothing listed.
Just 9 different date entries and BIG spaces of nothing in between them.
A sense of urgency to call her, I do not have.
And since I'm feeling kind of Suessy today, I will also add, I do not like green eggs and ham.
Perhaps she's actually a Seuss fan too and subscribes to this idea of his:
"So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads."
I doubt it though.
I think she's just plain stupid.
Wow - that definitely beats the resume I saw today that was JUST a list of job titles - no dates, no company names, nothing. Just a list.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh!
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ReplyDeleteHa! That's a good one too Rita!
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of this posting I put up...another winner.
http://resumeroasts.blogspot.com/2011/10/this-ones-gold-baby.html
Thanks for reading!