Dude, I could really use a massage right about now...

These resumes... they're stressin'  me out man.

If I could only find some way to U-N-C-L-E-N-C-H. 


Oh !


I know!


Perhaps some yoga?

Ooo or maybe a massage is what I could use...

Maybe I should ask this guy who put this as the lead sentence in a personal email to me:


"I need to make as much money as I can this year so I can attend massage school next year."




Moron.