Occasionally I'll get a resume from an employee of
Did you get that? Did you understand what company I meant?
No?
Okay, then let's try this...
K, NOW do you get it??
NO?
OMG
What I'm trying to say is this: Occassionally I get a resume from an employee of
Okay NOW we are all on the same page!
(And man, you need to get with it, that was slightly painful...)
Let me just say that every man in the office where I work has a hard time resisting comments like "Oooohhh please bring her in!!" if I fess up that I received a resume from one of their employees.
Yesterday was such an occassion.
This little chickie called herself a "Bra Specialist."
How delightful.
"I wonder what her job description will say" goes my brain as I'm scanning down the page..."I bet it will be funny..." "Oooo! I might even get some blog fodder out of this one..."
Uh, yep!
There were 3 things she put on her resume under
"Bra Specialist".
She was:
"hands on with customer service"
had "strong sales analysis skills"
and was an
"excellent problem solver"
So just think about this for a second...
No, don't.
It's just too ridiculous.
Next!
