Monday, March 12, 2012

It's Monday- again.

Yes, it's Monday, again.
I swear it's been Monday for weeks now.

How was YOUR weekend? Mine was relatively crappy. It involved things like taxes, laundry, and arguing with home buyers and chimney construction guys over whether or not we'd have to possibly rebuild the ENTIRE chimney or just PARTS OF a chimney on a property we are selling to them.
Yeah, it was THAT kind of weekend.

I also had lame nightmares, two of which involved piles and piles of the stupidest resumes ever, and the other was so horrific, it woke me up out of my coma-like condition at 4am: I had lost each and every game I'm currently playing with all 15 people in Words With Friends.

This last dream let me know that yes, indeed, I really do need to get a life.

So on that note, I've decided not to do a Meanie Monday post as life is depressing enough lately... instead I thought I'd just pull an easy one, a note from some idiot that apparently saw one of my job postings and came after me.
Just so we're clear- he's emailing me out of the blue, I haven't contacted him at all.
Now that you've got the picture, here are his 3 opening sentences to me:

"To Whom it May Concern:
I've never given any thought to a career in insurance. I did look into a career in insurance years ago."

Did you even read what you typed dude?

For all I know, it could have been this adorable dog sending me that message.

And if I could be sure it was him, I totally would have had him come in. Because lately? I big puffy heart love animals more than people.

People suck.

The end.

P.S. Want to play a WWF game with me and more than likely win according to my prophetic dream? Then just punch in sailingirl722. If I have too many games going on, just be patient...I'm sure I'll lose to someone in no time so you can jump in and win me too.


  1. You are too funny...
    Found your blog through Snag A Job.
    Hope you don't mind but I think I'll follow this
    resume train wreck of yours, everyone needs a good laugh now and then.

  2. Thank you Terry! Feel free to stalk away ;0)