Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Universe, are you listening?



Email address of today's charming candidate:


lawofattractions@ (fill in the blank).


He even put his NAME as "Secret Law of Attraction" on the email I got today. 


"I know honey! Let's name our child Secret Law of Attraction Jones! Don't you think that'd be swell?"


Ugh..


And while I want to be clear here by stating that I have absolutely nothing against thinking "outside the box" and actually prefer it when people get out of their fuddy duddy, unbendable, staunch way of thinking about things--- it's what followed after the email address and the supposed name that really REALLY stood out to me.


This was Secret Law of Attraction's personal email to me:


"Thank you for loking at me prifile mam. I gotta be honest from the start mam, my driving record is my set back at the momment. I had an inciddent in december and then I got sick and my credits not been so good eithir for the past 5 years or so. I don't have a car or insurence anymore but I would like to talk to you mam when you read thiss so that I can tell you how I can beter your comapny."


DUDE.


You should really start vision boarding yourself better. 





2 comments:

  1. I got it!! I have a perfect plan for you!! You can start a website that people send there resume to, you have a computer scanning system to read the resumes, then it will spit out an acceptable version, kind of like spell check, but resume check.

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  2. @Tammy- I wish it were that easy, I'd be rich! LOL

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